Are you gonna play any of the other kickstarted CRPGs, like Pillars of Eternity?

I have a feeling the release dates of those other kickstarted CRPGs will be kind of far apart.

But yes. I have Kickstarted the game Pillars of Eternity and Torment: Tides of Numenera. Planescape: Torment was by FAR the greatest story I have EVER seen in any game. I have never seen such a unique and creative use of narrative since.

>Playing wasteland 2

>Killing raiders, freeing slaves, shooting bad guys, keepin’ the peace

>”Help us! Our home has been taken over by wild beasts!”

>Consider it done, ma’am

>A pack of Honey Badgers

>Honey Badgers the size of bears

>NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOOOOOPE

A (very) brief review of Wasteland 2

Every moment I am NOT playing this game is like a thousand years of misery, so I will be brief.

Wasteland 2 is, no question, everything I was hoping for in a “true” Fallout-style game. Bryan Fargo and his group has delivered a game that punishes failure, rewards cleverness, and is so full of content and story (22 gigabytes of non-graphics-related data) that I feel I got a hell of a return on my investment in the Kickstarter. And I donated over $100. This isn’t an ‘easy mode” game. It doesn’t pander to the lowest common denominator, it doesn’t rely exclusively on graphics and flash to get your attention. This game is OLDSCHOOL.

I feel like I’m 15 again.

Except this time nobody’s yelling at me to do something with my life, lest I end up as a weird basement dweller making porn for weirdos.



Hm.

*gets back to the game*

I REALLY LOVE THIS GAME, YOU GUYS.

*Sim sim sola bim!* The Jester is now Toast!
Anonymous

Are you talking about that post about Picarto I made?

No, I am NOT banned from Picarto.

I checked out the rules BEFORE I started streaming. I just posted that so other people would be aware of PIcarto’s policies, and not end up making that mistake.

http://www.twitch.tv/naughty_jesterOkay guys. Here’s the deal… I wanna share this game with you all. But just watching me play can eventually be boring, even if it is an awesome game.So whenever I need to make an important decision in the game… I will call for a vote.Should I save this city, or go help the other one? Should I spare the life of this bandit, or give him a second change? Should I buy a new rifle for my sniper, or should I buy some medkits?And so forth.So come on in and participate.(Twitch has lots of ads. So just be patient.)

http://www.twitch.tv/naughty_jester

Okay guys. Here’s the deal… I wanna share this game with you all. But just watching me play can eventually be boring, even if it is an awesome game.

So whenever I need to make an important decision in the game… I will call for a vote.

Should I save this city, or go help the other one? Should I spare the life of this bandit, or give him a second change? Should I buy a new rifle for my sniper, or should I buy some medkits?

And so forth.

So come on in and participate.

(Twitch has lots of ads. So just be patient.)

YOU CANNOT STREAM GAMES ON PICARTO.

Sadly, you can’t do that. Even though it is, unquestionably, better than Livestream.

https://www.picarto.tv/live/terms.php

Streaming / Content

Picarto is an art centered streaming site. Therefore the main portion of your streams should be art related. Gaming will be only tolerated for only 5 Minutes. Failure to observe this rule may result in a permanent ban.

It pays to research things first, eh? :P

I was thinking of STREAMING a Let’s Play of Wasteland 2… but they’re doing something strange with the internet in my hometown, so I disconnect like, every 20 minutes.

If I do decide to do one in the future, I would likely upload it to Youtube, and “narrate” the play afterwards, instead of doing it live.

Thoughts on Yung Lean?
Anonymous

He’s very young and very lean. Probably works out.

Today, I thought to myself: “I’m gonna do a LET’S PLAY of Wasteland 2! The game just came out, it’s not too late to do this! I’ll even “act out” the characters’ actions and personas!”

Then I realized that I am not Markiplier, and my real life self is not very charismatic, and it wouldn’t get more than like, 500 views on Youtube. And it would get lots of downvotes.

I’m gonna go eat some Reeses Pieces ice cream…

Have you ever heard somebody say something so…. so bafflingly, insanely stupid and offensive and nonsensical, that you just had to stop and walk away for a while to wonder if what you just heard was real? I’m not talking about “crossing the line twice” humor. I’m talking about serious comments by people who truly believe what they are telling you.

IT’S HAPPENING.

AVAILABLE ON STEAM and GOG.COM right now!

crackervolley:

warnerbrothersforever:

Genndy Tartakovsky’s “Popeye”. Get hyped.

I YAMS WHAT I YAMS

Whoa. Whoa.

WHOA.

HOLD the phone a moment.

The genius behind Samurai Jack, with a crew of animators that actually UNDERSTAND how old timey toons worked? Making Popeye in the old style? Cartoon violence, squash-stretch animation and all?

……. Welp.

I love how journalists demand that people “be civil and considerate of other opinions” while simultaneously calling people on the other side of the argument “psychotic basement-dwelling troglodytes.” Never ONCE do they address the actual ARGUMENTS of the other side, or their legitimate concerns.

S’all I’m going to say about that.

A Fable about bodily functions.

One day, all the body parts were arguing about who was the most important.

The brain said, “I’m the most important. Without me, none of you would even know how to do your jobs.”

The heart said, “I’m the most important. Without me, none of you would even survive long enough to do your jobs.”

The stomach said, “I’m the most important. Without me, none of you would have the strength to do your jobs.”

Then the anus spoke up and said, “I’m the most important. Were it not for me, this body would be a complete mess.”

The other parts scoffed. Who did this foul, unclean, unimportant body part think it was, to compare itself to the likes of the brain, heart or digestive system?

Furious at being scorned, the anus went on strike. A couple of days passed, and soon the whole body became an unpleasant place. The brain ached, the heart pumped poisoned blood, the stomach was distended…  Until finally, they all gave in, stating that the anus was the most important part, and nobody dared to say otherwise.

Moral: To be in charge, you don’t need brains. You don’t need heart. You don’t need guts. You just have to be an asshole.